i have been taunted into a new update.

what's goin on there, summer break? i thought i had my job hunting finished out. the plan is to work extremely part-time for Living Habitats, a landscape architecture firm out of Chicago...and then also take on a few small residential design projects on my own. while these 2 will still take place, today i came across yet another intern help wanted listing. this would be with Hitchcock Design Group in Naperville/Chicago. hopefully i get hired with that guy also. Alfred.

anyway, i recently completed a trip to florida with Danny McJeckerson. The fella is taking on a job with Disney, and living in orlando until august, so i somehow ended up with the shitsplat job of escorting him down there to assist with the moving in. just kiddin about the shitsplat thing, i actually enjoyed it. we did it all. crossed the mighty ohio river. threw a football from kentucky to tennessee, and back into kentucky and then back into tennessee. passed through nashville and hotlanta. passed by a wreck that was bad enough to require helicopter assistance. did not make it to a jack daniel's distillery on time. drank a beer in every state that we visited in the most dirtfuck ways that we could conjure...kentucky, tennessee, georgia, and florida (not while driving, get real). nearly collapsed while eating a 6 am breakfast at an IHOP in orlando after driving for roughly 20 or so straight hours. got sucked into the epcot center entrance and barely made an escape. then we moved dan into his place. then i drove around orlando while dan had a meeting. then we went to cocoa beach because we had several hours to kill. visited the ol' holiday inn from trips there in high school. it was good to feel the ocean. so then, post-cocoa beach, it was time for my departure. dan-animal dropped me off at the orlando international airport, and i was BAM gone. fell asleep on my entire flight to the ATL where i had a short layover. then fell asleep on the whole flight from HOTlanta to CHI. 40+ hours with no sleep makes it easy to doze off on a flight. so i get back to midway and mr. simmons's'ssss'sss smiling face is there to pick me up. smiling faces can't drive cars though, so we had to wait until the rest of adam's body arrived. it eventually did, and i was taken back to bourbonneigh where i collapsed in my bed and slept for a week, aka only 10 hours.
the end.